Best whiskey in the world comes from that Isle.
We in this fair isle have something of a reputation for sampling it. We have to make sure its good enough to export!
Jimmy had 2 wishes from the Genie!!! (found it by searching for Garden Software on the net
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Jimmy didnt take long - I want a tap that everytime I pull it, I can pour a pint of Guinness, and it will never run dry.
Whoosh - wish granted. Jimmy's had his mates round to test it and shore enough, it worked, and worked, and worked.
A few weeks later, the Guinness Genie returned. (Jimmys mates and their mates were still there)
Right Jimmy, what is your second wish.
Jimmy didnt take much time again.
A shore, begorrah, I'll just have another one of dem taps.