Chapter Two
What do cats think?
The cat sat and looked hard at the door and then stood up and walked away into the Forest.
”Hang on,” he thought. “I was inside looking at the door and now I am outside walking away. There is something very, very strange going on here.”
He stopped walking and returned to the Cottage. The fire was burning really fiercely now with strange coloured flames as the Witch’s bottles and packets caught fire.
The cat sat behind one of the soldiers and watched the flames. “They are very pretty colours,” he thought.
The soldier did not turn round. He said to no one in particular, “Those are very pretty colours.”
The cat sat and watched. He suddenly thought. “My leg is itching.” He leaned over and licked the spot. The soldier bent down and scratched the back of his leg.
The cat watched this and tried another thought. “There is a spark on your neck.” The soldier clapped his hand to the back of is neck and rubbed the burnt place.
”The Witch is not really dead.” A soldier heard a quiet voice say. It went on, “And if she returns while you are burning her Cottage down, she is not going to be very pleased.” The voice seemed to the soldier to be coming from somewhere down by his ankles. He turned round and looked down. There was nobody there, only a small black cat with a white bib under its chin and one orange ear.
Did I not tell you? No! Well, for some reason the potion had changed the cat’s white ear to a rather bright orange. The cat did not realise this of course. He had not had time to look at himself in a mirror.
Anyway, back to the soldier. He looked around for the small person who had warned him. Everybody knows that cats cannot talk so he did not for one minute think that the comment had come from the cat. Puzzled the soldier went across to pass on the warning to the Captain. The cat followed him.
”I would not hang around here, if I were you. She is going to be very cross when she returns.” The voice still seemed to be coming from somewhere down by the soldier’s legs. It made even the Captain nervous. He gave the order for the soldiers to mount up and leave.
One of the men came over and pointed to the three pigs in the pen nearby. The Captain nodded and said. “Yes, why not, they will make a nice meal when we get back. I am sure I saw a cart round the back of the cottage. We can use that.” The three pigs were bundled into cart, squealing very loudly. Their legs were tied together so they could not run away. The troop then rode away as fast as they could.
Of course the cat was correct. The Witch was not dead, merely somewhere else. She did return and dealt severely with the King, but that is another story and you will have to wait to hear that one.
The cat watched them go. He looked at the fire, gave himself a lick and walked off down the path with his tail stuck straight up in the air. He too thought that perhaps it was not a good idea to be there when the Witch returned. He had no idea where he was going to go. Besides he wanted to practice this thinking thing. It was something he had never done before and as everyone knows, thinking does need a lot of practice if you are to do it properly.
He walked along the path exercising his new found powers of thought and speech.
”Hi there lunch” He said to a sparrow. It did not reply. “Good afternoon dinner!” He called to a blackbird which completely ignored him.
Further along the path he came across a girl, sitting on a log. She was searching through a knapsack for something and talking to herself. She was so engrossed in her conversation that she did not notice the cat straight away. He sat down beside her and politely said “Good afternoon.” His practising as he walked along had improved his pronunciation tremendously and now there was only the faintest hint of a purr in his voice.
The girl did not look up, but politely replied. “Good afternoon to you, too.”
There did not seem much else to say so the cat sat and waited until the girl produced a rather grubby handkerchief from the knapsack and blew her nose. He could see now that she had been crying.
The girl carefully folded the handkerchief and put it in her pocket. “There,” she said. “That’s better, though I really must look a mess. I did not mean to cry but you know how it is sometimes.” She turned to look at the person who had spoken to her.
The cat nodded and politely said again, “Good afternoon.”
The girl looked around.
”Down here!” said the cat.
The girl looked at the cat. “Was that you?” She sounded doubtful.
”Yes!” The cat said and licked a paw.
”I did not know cats could speak,” said the girl.
”Neither did I,” replied the cat.
Now most people would have found talking to a cat rather strange, but this girl spent a lot of time talking to things other than people so it was not a problem for her, except that this was the first time an animal had replied.
”We had better introduce ourselves. My name is Megan,” said the girl. “What’s yours?”
The cat looked puzzled. “You know,” he said, furiously licking his chest as he thought. “I don’t seem to recollect ever having a name.”
Megan thought for a moment, and then she asked,” Would you like me to give you one?”
The cat nodded. “Yes please,” he said.
”Are you a magical cat? You can talk, but can you do magic things as well?”
The cat thought for a moment. “I did get out of the Witch’s Cottage even though the door was shut, but I don’t know how. When I thought things near a soldier he did them. I think I AM magic, but I am not sure I can DO magic, if you see what I mean.”
Megan thought she did. “Then a name like Sooty or Blacky or Smudge is no good to you. You need a really special name. Let me think.”
The cat sat and had a thorough groom as Megan sat with wrinkled forehead and thought. She was not used to thinking so it was very hard for her.
”Nightshade!” she said firmly.
The cat thought about if for a moment then nodded. “I like it,” he said.
They sat for a few moments contemplating his name before the cat asked. “If you don’t mind me asking, what is a girl of your age doing out in the Forest all on her own? It is not a very safe place to be. There are some very bad people, animals and even trees in this place you know.”
Megan sniffed. “I know, but it’s not fair. My brothers were allowed to go off to seek their fortunes, but not me. Mum even packed them a picnic to take with them”
The cat pricked up his ears, which is easy for a cat to do.
Megan went on. “So I decided that if they could go so could I. I made myself a picnic and here I am.”
Nightshade thought for a moment. “Have you got three brothers?”
Megan nodded.
”Would they argue about the picnic?”
”Oh, yes they definitely would. They are greedy pigs.”
”That might be more true than you think,” said Nightshade. He told her of the three boys who had been changed into pigs by the Witch. ”Bacon, Ham and Sausages,” he finished. Then he remembered what had happened to the pigs. “Aaah. Now, there maybe a little problem here.”
Megan said “What?”
”Well, the Captain of the soldiers took them away. I distinctly remember him saying that they would make a fine supper for the men. Tonight!”
”We must rescue them.” Megan jumped to her feet. “Which way is the Palace?”
”How should I know?” Nightshade replied. “I only started thinking a short time ago and before that I had never been anywhere but the Forest round the Witch’s Cottage.”
”Well, we have to hurry, it is afternoon now. Is there anyone around here we could ask?”
”Anyone we might meet in the Forest is likely to be the kind of person one should not talk too.” Nightshade warned. “Let’s think about this. Which way is your home?”
Megan pointed down the path.
”Did you pass a Palace on the way here?”
She shook her head.
”Then we have to go in that direction,” Nightshade pointed with a paw up the path.
Megan gathered up her knapsack and they set off. They had not gone that far when Nightshade stopped and pointed out horseshoe prints in the dirt. They carried on along the path following the trail left by the horses. Soon the trail led them to the gates of a fine looking building.
”I suppose this is the Palace,” said Megan who had never seen one before.
Nightshade had never seen one before either, but as the trail went on through the gates he agreed that perhaps this was indeed the Palace.
Megan tried the gates but they were firmly shut and before she could look for a door knocker or a bell a guard appeared and ordered her to go away. He did not give her time to explain her business, but disappeared once again.
Megan and Nightshade walked on round the walls until they came to a small wooden door. Actually, it was Nightshade who found it as it was almost completely hidden under a thick growth of ivy. Megan tried the handle. The door was locked.
Nightshade sat and stared at the door then got up and walked towards the Palace He only took two steps before he realised that he was inside the walls. Quickly he went back to the door and stared at it. Almost immediately he was sat outside with Megan once again.
”You disappeared.” She sounded a little cross.
”I was inside the walls.” said Nightshade. “But I don’t know how.”
”Then you are magic,” cried Megan and clapped her hands. “Do it again.”
Nightshade stared at the door and without seeming to move he found himself inside the Palace. He went back outside again. They tried it with Megan holding on to him, but when he went through the door she was left behind.
Then Megan had a brilliant idea. “Is there a key in the lock on the inside?”
Nightshade looked puzzled. He had never seen either a key or a lock. Megan reached into her knapsack and took out her diary. It was one of those kinds with a little lock and key on it. She showed Nightshade how it worked and explained that there might be a bigger one in the door. He stared at the door and sure enough there was a key in the lock. He stood on his hind legs and gently worked at the key until it came out. Holding it in his mouth he went through the door to the outside. The key fell to the floor on the inside.
”Hmmmm, this needs thinking about.” He wandered up and down. Megan sat on the step and watched him She could think of nothing.
”Silly me,” Nightshade suddenly said. “Look there is a small gap under the door. All I need to do is push the key through it.”
Megan clapped her hands.
Nightshade went through the door and using his nose he pushed the key under the door. Megan quickly gathered it up and unlocked the door. They were both inside the Palace walls.