Chapter 8
Getting the Fungus home.
I was utterly astounded. “You mean you are the famous ‘Old Bill’ from the legends?”
He nodded.
“But that was a long time ago. Yes, of course it was, I was forgetting how long you folks live. I ought to have recognised your carvings in the throne room I have spent many hours looking at the ones in the Church.”
By now we had reached the Yew Tree. There was a huge split down one side of the trunk which allowed us to get inside easily. There was a large hollow space inside. Bilberry took out a Fairy light from his pack so we could see what we were doing. I have seen these lights often and one day I will find out how they work.
The walls were covered in the yellow fungus. Forgetting the warnings I reached out to touch one. Bilberry grabbed my arm and shook his head. “Gloves!”
I pulled on the leather gloves which I had been given so long ago by King Adonis and began filling my back pack. It did not take long to fill both our packs. Bilberry led me out into the fresh air.
“We should not stay in there for too long, the air is full of the poison from those things. That is why there are no spiders or anything else living in there.” Bilberry produced a duster made from a Dandelion feather and very carefully brushed me and my back pack down. I did the same for him. “Funny how something as poisonous as that can be so useful.”
“I hope there is enough for you and for the Garden Fairies,” I said.
“Not to worry, there are 5 more Yews on the other side of the Churchyard and they all have this fungus growing inside them. I think that there were Fairies on this side of the road once upon a time and they planted the Fungus. It only grows inside the trees and I cannot see how it can get from one tree to another without help, “said Bilberry.
I was pleased that we had got plenty of Fungus, but there was still a problem. “Now we have to find a way of getting this lot back to the Garden. I really do not fancy crossing the road at all. If you are right about how soon my friends will start growing I cannot wait for her to come back next Saturday. Even then it would be hard to find somewhere to hide so she does not see me.”
“You need to get the Fungus there as soon as possible anyway. It goes off very quickly and they are going to need a couple of days to make the Elf Gift,” said Bilberry.
“Have you none of your bitter stuff I can take?” I asked.
He shook his head. “As well as being bitter, it does not keep. We have to make up a batch every few days, so we only do enough for the two of us and a bit spare for emergencies. Let’s go back to my nest and have something to eat and a think about it. Besides I would like you to meet Primrose.”
We went back to the nest where I was introduced to Primrose. She kept her hair long and over the side of her face to hide the scar. She certainly did not look like any of the Fairy families which I knew from the Garden tribe. None of them had the blond hair that she had. As we ate the food she had prepared, we talked about how I could get the Fungus back over the road.
Primrose had been hopping from one leg to another with a great big grin on her face. “I think I know a way over to the garden. I found it the other day. I was watching some men digging up the road a few weeks ago.”
That’s right,” interrupted Bilberry. “It was down by the Badgers Sett, so?”
Primrose went on. “I heard them say that there had been too many accidents with badgers crossing the road from the Sett to the fields down to the river.”
I nodded. “That has been a problem for many years. There are always bodies by the side of the road.”
“Stop interrupting. Both of you,” Primrose snapped. “They said they were putting in a tunnel under the road in the hope that the badgers would use it and not cross over. They finished the work on Friday evening. Perhaps Prof can get back that way. Maybe even Fairies can go under it without the tar affecting them? You might be able to go home too, Bilberry.”
“I cannot ever go home,” said Bilberry. “If I go back over there, they will have to make me King. That is the Law and there is no way of getting round that. I am not even sure what will happen when you go back and tell them that I am alive over here.”
“Difficult,” I said.
“Primrose looked relieved. “I cannot go there either. Not looking like this and not being a true Fairy any more. They would laugh at me.”
Bilberry put his arm round her. “I doubt they would, my people over there were always very kind.”
“Well, whatever, “I said. “The sooner I try the sooner we can find out if the tunnel is any use”
It was getting towards dusk now, so we had to be extra careful. Spiders like to hunt as the light is fading. It makes their webs harder to see. However, with Bilberry’s expert guidance we soon reached the tunnel entrance. It was rather obvious that the Badgers had not yet discovered it or used it. The hole was covered by a massive web.
I reached out to push it to one side, but Bilberry stopped me. “No, that will disturb her. Look for a place where the web does not reach the sides of the tunnel.”
Sure enough there was a place in the middle where the web was attached to a piece of gravel which must have moved after the spider attached the web. There was just enough space for us to crawl through. It was dark inside so Bilberry lit one of the Fairy lights. The tunnel stretched out before us with just a tiny pin prick of light at the other end. There were dusty webs hanging down as far as I could see.
“That’s good,” said Bilberry. “Dust on webs usually means that there is no spider. The dust stops the glue on the silk from catching anything. There might be other things in here and you can still get wrapped up in the filthy things though, so you do need to be careful.”
We took out the long thorns which Fairies us as swords and walked on down the tunnel. At least I walked; they flew, just above the bottom of the pipe. I cannot say that I blamed them; the pipe was full of dried mud and bits of twig and worms. I kept a close eye on Bilberry to see if the tarmac a few feet above his head was affecting him.
“This is not too bad, he said, his voice echoing slightly down the pipe. “I can feel the tarmac up there, but it is bearable.”
Primrose said sadly. “I cannot feel anything. The road has no effect on me any more.”
We reached half way without incident, but a few wing beats beyond that Bilberry stopped. “I can go no further, “he announced. “I can just begin to feel the Fairies on the other side. I do not want them to begin to feel me.”
Primrose shook her head. “I cannot feel them.”
“Well that’s it then. I will have to go on by myself, “I said. “I can see the end of the pipe so I should be able to get through safely.”
Primrose gave me a hug and said “Please be careful.” She took a small flask and hung it round my neck. “That is all the Elf Gift we have to spare. Please be careful with it.”
Bilberry shook my hand and handed over another Fairy light. “Be safe. It has been a pleasure to meet you.”
“Oh, if this works I think we may well be meeting again. And one more thing, I forgot to tell you that you are a great-uncle. Your niece, Princess Holly, gave birth to twin boys during the Great Storm last night.”
Bilberry was speechless and I left him standing in the middle of the pipe as I went on my way. I would love to say that I fought off spiders and duelled with centipedes in that pipe, but the truth is that nothing happened. There was another web at the end of the pipe and I could see the spider sat high up waiting for something to fly into the sticky strands. The web did not fill the whole space and it was easy to slip past without disturbing her.
I turned off the Fairy light and put it in my pocket. Once my eyes had got used to the brighter light outside the pipe I looked around to see where I had emerged. The sun was beginning to go down now. I knew I had to hurry, the fields and the garden were far more dangerous after dark.
The pipe had brought me out in the field below the garden. It belonged to the House. My old House and had once been used for my pony. He had long gone and the field had been left and never made into part of the garden. Fortunately the grass had been cut recently, otherwise I would have had to make my way through tall meadow grasses. Even so walking back between the stalks was hard work. I certainly wished I had wings.
By the time I reached the bottom of the Honeysuckle I have to confess I was beginning to feel the bruises from Mrs’ Grimshaw’s trampling.
“Shovelock Ellis Hewletts!” The only person who ever used my full name like that was, Larkspur, my wife. She only used my full name like that when she was either very angry or very happy.
I managed a “Hello!” before I was held in a close embrace.
“We were so worried about you. Where have you been and what……”
I put a finger on her lips. “I will tell you everything later my love, but I think these are more important at present.”
I handed her the back-pack.
She took it and peeped inside. “You found some! Oh that is good news indeed. If you don’t mind I will take them down to the Still room so we can get making the Elf Gift straight away. You had better get up to the Throne Room. All the Elders are in there trying to decide what to do.” With that she pushed me up the stairs and ran off in the other direction.
Wearily I climbed up to the Throne Room. Dandelion was on guard outside. His eyes opened wide and he smiled so broadly I thought his face would split in two. He opened the door to the Throne room. I put my finger to my lips to stop him announcing me. I walked in and stood by the door. The Elders were so busy talking all at the same time that no-one noticed me.
I coughed. No-one noticed. I coughed again, louder. Still no-one took any notice. I clapped my hands. That got their attention. They stopped talking and turned to look at me. There was a moment’s silence, and then they all began to talk at once. The elder of Willow Nest rushed across and flung her arms around me.
“We thought you were dead! Oh, it is so good to see you!” Then she stepped back. “Did you find any Fungus?”
Everyone stopped talking again. “
“Yes, I did and if you go down to the Still Room you will find that it is already being used.”
They cheered. Most of them immediately left the room to go and look. Willow Elder, Toadflax, stayed where she was. That was when I noticed that King Adonis was not to be seen.
“Where’s the King?” I demanded.
She took a deep breath. “When Mrs. Grimshaw came back and you were not with her, Adonis tried to cross the road to find you. We managed to drag him back, but he was unconscious. We put him to bed and he has stayed that way ever since, except for a few seconds a while ago when he suddenly sat up and said ‘No, he’s dead!’ Then he fell back.”
“Have you given him any Elf Gift?” I asked
She shook her head. “We have none left. We used all that we had on the injured from the Great Storm.”
I took the small flask that Primrose had hung round my neck. “Not much in here, but hopefully enough.”
We went into the bedroom. King Adonis looked dreadful. We propped him up with pillows. I poured some Elf gift into one of the wooden cups which I now knew had been made by Bilberry. I managed to get the king to swallow some. I handed the cup to Toadflax, spilling a little on her hand as she took it. She licked the precious liquid and pulled a face.
“That is disgusting”” she said. “Where did you get that from?” Then she frowned. “It is Elf Gift isn’t it?”
“Oh, yes, it really is Elf Gift, it just tastes rather unpleasant.” I said.
There was a cough from the bed. We turned to look and King Adonis slowly opened his eyes. He licked his lips and pulled a face.
“Sorry, sire but as bad as it tastes, you had better have some more. “I poured some into his cup and held it to his lips. He drank.
“That is foul, he spluttered.
“I know, “I grinned.
Already he was beginning to look a lot better.
“I will go and see how the proper tasting stuff is coming on” said Toadflax, “You can tell us all what happened over the road later.” She left the room.
“You found some?” asked King Adonis.
“Yes, “I replied. “And as much as we can possibly need. But that is not all I found. I am not sure how to tell you.”
The King interrupted. “You found Bilberry, my brother didn’t you?”
I nodded.
“I knew it! For a second I felt him again, after all these years. But why is he not with you?” he asked.
“He would not come. He was worried that he would be forced to be King.” I said.
King Adonis shook his head. “You know if he had spent as much time studying Fairy Law as he did wood carving, he would know he cannot be king.” He laughed. “”He is much too young.”
I was puzzled.
King Adonis “Before I could become King. Bilberry had to be declared dead. When no-one could feel him any more, the Elders met and agreed that he was no longer living. So I became king. Now, as you know, no-one can come back from the dead, so Bilberry will be reckoned to have been born when all the Fairies can feel him, like any other baby. That means if he appears in the Garden he will be a new born baby and definitely too young to be king. The oldest toddler ever”
We both laughed.
There is little else to tell really, the Nests were rebuilt, the Hedge Fairies used the Badger Tunnel to go for Fungus in the Church Yard Yews. Bilberry still would not come over to the Garden because of Primrose’s face, but King Adonis did go and meet his brother, much to their great joy and everything in the Garden settled back to normal life.
Copied from a manuscript found under a microscope slide in the Garden House. There were also instructions that the Badger tunnel under the Main road was to be kept in good order.